guy: “YO DID U HEAR ABT PETE DAVIDSON?”
guy 1: “Yea supposedly he’s a shmungus,”
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guy 1: “Yea supposedly he’s a shmungus,”
Arianna Granda, Kim K, and others: “😍😍😍😍😍😍”
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Get the Schmunkus Frillington mug.**shmunguss** (*noun*, /ˈʃmʌŋɡəs/)
1. **A person who has never engaged in sexual activity, often characterized by an air of innocent bewilderment.**
*Example: "Trevor still blushes when holding hands—classic shmunguss behavior."*
2. **A mythical figure of chastity and social awkwardness, rumored to possess untapped wisdom or extraordinary gaming skills.**
*Example: "Legends say the Great Shmunguss can 100% a game without ever touching grass."*
**Etymology:** Believed to originate from an obscure 18th-century mispronunciation of "shy mongoose," though some scholars argue it was first muttered by a medieval bard who forgot the word "celibate."
1. **A person who has never engaged in sexual activity, often characterized by an air of innocent bewilderment.**
*Example: "Trevor still blushes when holding hands—classic shmunguss behavior."*
2. **A mythical figure of chastity and social awkwardness, rumored to possess untapped wisdom or extraordinary gaming skills.**
*Example: "Legends say the Great Shmunguss can 100% a game without ever touching grass."*
**Etymology:** Believed to originate from an obscure 18th-century mispronunciation of "shy mongoose," though some scholars argue it was first muttered by a medieval bard who forgot the word "celibate."
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