smunch

To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.

Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.

by DNirro January 18, 2009

tittie smunch

breast milk resedue that is dried out and left on the nipple

i was licking this tit but it was all crusty from tittie smunch

by James "dicky" Johnson October 17, 2006

smunch

the sexual act of a woman riding a man to orgasm. Then while still straddling him post coitus, takes their collective juices in hand and smears the fluids across her forehead. To complete the activity, she headbutts him in the face with everything she has, hopefully knocking him out cold.

Raechel hit him with the smunch. he looks like he caught a baseball bat to the face, but he said it was totally worth it.

by ummmnooo December 5, 2014

Shmunce

Noun: A person who has too much drip and is straight flexin’. Can also be used as way to flex on other.

That guy over there is a shmunce.
I be straight shmuncin’ on you.

by Thatbullspidermilk August 1, 2018

smunchkin

Also known as a Hollie or Holliebeam/s. A very sexy woman with gorgeous boobs and the tastiest pussy you will ever find. The best sex of your life. A very gentle, intelligent and kind woman. The world according to Mark. There can be no plurals to this description as there is really only one smunchkin and she is loved by a guy named Mark.

I love you, my little Smunchkin!

by Jake01 February 11, 2008

smunch

A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.

"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!

by chief smuncher September 11, 2007

Smunch

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010