Shmoobing 

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb

"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)

Shmoobing by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

Shmooing by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shmorange

A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a world with proof. They are rumored to eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that day. That singularly captured Shmorange is said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed nine whole trees a day. Beware of the Shmorange.

A shmorange ate my parents.
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-

Shmorange by MaddibeSaddy May 22, 2019

Smorking 

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

Smorking by runforestrun July 7, 2010

Sharoning 

The concept in which one procrastinates and eventually does their homework when the clock strikes 12 while complaining about how much homework they have.

Aton21: Wesley, sharon's sharoning again.
silenceikillyou0: stupid bitch.

Sharoning by NotAndyTon October 18, 2010

shmorange

The only word in the English language that rhymes with orange. Has no other meaning.

"Do you know what rhymes with orange?"
"No, what?"
"Shmorange."

shmorange by eve1010 January 28, 2008

shmording 

Someone is shmording when they are being bitter, un-cooperative and generally a pain in your ass.

Anthony was shmording when he refused to peel off his face.

shmording by Cordell Doemling August 30, 2008