Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".

Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.

by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018

Shmorgalorf

When you say “no cap” at the same time as your drunk best friend

Me and Joe were six shots down and then we did a shmorgalorf and shit went down

by muffin tin November 5, 2019

shmorgenborgen

n. a whole lot of shit

He ordered everything thing on the menu, so lets give him a shmorgenborgen!!!!!

by Le Patron June 11, 2006

smorgusporn

A vast variety of pornography.

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.

by Damiano75 March 1, 2008

shmorgisborg

A strange that is yet to be understood by the world.

"Ordy blord shmorgisborg."
-Swedish Chef

by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

shmorgishborg

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.

Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.

by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.

A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.

by Joey Frank July 22, 2006