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Schmoffed

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!
by WordSith May 14, 2022
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Shoff

She: Hey, see my new iphone.
He: Don't shoff.
by Parag Chaudhari March 23, 2016
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shmoof

the word shmoof is a word that describes the feeling you get when you want to squish something real bad
my dog is so cute i wanna shmoof him
by ilovedogsbetterthanu June 14, 2017
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Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.
Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020
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Shpoff

Meaning to have sex/fuck/smash/smoosh
I want to shpoff you means I want to fuck you.

Lets shpoff means lets FUCK
by fooooooooookyouguy October 25, 2010
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smoffo

ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"
by [moji] November 2, 2006
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Shnoff

A humorous form of "fuck" used in describing one's own sexual exploits and achievments.
"I remember some more famous ladies I've shnoffed." -"Shawn Connery" SNL
by Thinman December 2, 2007
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