Schmeckeldorf

1. Complete ownage of someone

2. A random nickname for a dog

1. "Wow! Yesterday, I totally schmeckeldorfed someone on Call of Duty!"

2. "Aww, what's his name?"
"Scruffy, but we call him Schmeckeldorf."

by noshoesneeded August 6, 2008

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.

Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!

by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010

shmackel

a jewish slang for penis

miguel has a small shmackel
hitler was a shmackel head

by shady99 December 10, 2006

shmeckel

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

by dick head May 13, 2005

shmekelpuss

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

by Soupton December 28, 2005

schmeckel

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

by schmeles September 23, 2010