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smeagoler

in reference to the character smeagol in The Lord if the Rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.
That kid is a giant smeagoler. He is always THERE but nobody knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is THERE or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.

I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.
by Claire Penhale November 13, 2007
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ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face
she asked for a ragging smeagol last night
by anti_personal November 21, 2009
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smeagol

1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.

2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.
1. Smeagol WANTS IT!!

2. Dude, stop smeagoling my woman.
by DanDare September 4, 2003
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American Smeagol

One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.
by The Rabbit September 3, 2005
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smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".
My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.
by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015
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shmeagling

Being drunk, walking around acting like you belong wherever you are at.
My friend was shmeagling around wearing board shorts and a bright red wig , going from one campsite to another.
by Robdawgslc January 13, 2016
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The Creature aka Smeagol

That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near
None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.
by Reverend Gucci August 9, 2012
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