shalacking

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.

We gave bob a public shalacking

by MarkyMark July 7, 2003

Shalack

The act of scratching your scrotum. It involves the use of your thumb, index, and middle finger rolling over your scrotum to relieve the irritation.

Nigel anxiously awaits to shalack his balls after church.

by Jake Suchoki December 31, 2007

schmalack

To defend one's self by smacking a bitch/trick.

The nigga came at me, so I had to schmalack him.

by Fatman B September 21, 2005

shmaglocked

intoxicated to a point where this becomes the only word capable of escaping one's mouth. Sometimes also comes out as :

shmagoo
shmaglockenstein
shmaglockenspiel
shmaglooken (swedish derivative)

I did 16 speedballs before I went into work yesterday and was straight shmaglocked

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

shalacking the galocknoid

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.

Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.

by dcerny September 17, 2006

Shalack

A warning for a beat down.

Like that House of Pain song: Boom -shalack - lack - boom

by sxivr February 16, 2004

shalacked

The act of getting extremely drunk in college.

Daaaamn, Janna got shalacked last night and forgot to study for her midterm.

by Janna D December 14, 2007