Shmapp

A word that could mean absolutely anything you desire. It could also be used in any part of speech. (i.e. verb, noun, adjective.)
It leaves the person not knowing exactly what the user meant, very secretive.

Today made me want to shmapp myself!
Bill is such a shmappy person.

I will shmappily do anything you desire.

by Grad_y September 27, 2017

shmase

a type of drug done in measurments called "stabs". can be taken in many forms; orally, injected, smoked, snorted

"How many stabs of shmase did you do last night?"
"I took five, man, it was crazy! I know I had the best time of my life I just don't remember what I did!"

by areyouready? September 10, 2011

Shmappy

To be in a more positive state than Happy

"You look happy today"
"I'm better than happy; I'm shmappy!"

by Lwlcross May 21, 2008

Shmasual

An amalgamation of the two words "smart" and "casual" used to describe casual dress ware.

I need some shmasual shoes to go with these jeans.

The dress code is smart / casual... do these look shmasual to you?

by Gr8 October 12, 2010

Shmap

Used when someone is talking a load of crap or has been acting stupid all day.

OR just generally used wen ur dissing somebody saying that they are boring,uncool e.t.c

Ur talking shmap!
OR
Argh! John is being soo annoying
Don't worry he's so shmap anyway.

by ...this 1s 4 u! November 9, 2004

Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

shmasturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Johnny just came back from shmasturbating n the bathroom.

by Matthew Kessler October 22, 2013