Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 6, 2003

shants

pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts.

"He's the only guy I know who can work shants."

by no nameee October 10, 2005

shants

A garment of clothing that is not long enough to be pants and not short enough to be shorts.

Everyone looks dumb in shants.

by c5noone January 5, 2007

Shants

A term for pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts. They are those ugly Euro-style pants that come down over the knees but short of the ankles.

They are also called 'shants' because you SHAN'T WEAR THEM! They are hideous and not manly in the least.

They are all the rage in Europe.

JIMMY: "I went to Paris and everyone was wearing SHANTS! Isn't that lame?!"

BILL: "I don't know, man, my uncle loves to wear those. Ashton Kutcher does, too."

by McNizzle123 October 14, 2010

shmanks

A way of saying thanks. A mix between shank and thanks and man, instead of saying thanks man. or tanks.

"I love you shoes! Where did you get them?"
"Shmanks. My grandmother made them from cowdung."

by imjusthangingout November 2, 2009

shpants

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

J'shants

The sexiest form of clothing ever invented. Typically worn to cover the genitals and part of the legs. A combination of the sexiest parts of jeans, shorts, and pants. Can only be worn by people with the largest cock. Turns whoever wears them into an absolute sex monster.

Oh my god, Juan Carlos, please pound my dripping pussy in those sexy J'shants, with your monster cock.

by Steamboat8080 February 14, 2019