shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

Shrunked

When you take a dose of psychedelic mushrooms and drink enough to be buzzed, you feel the effects of both and it is amazing

Anthony and his friends went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens while 'Shrunked'

Anthony made friends with the guy to his left and almost got in an epic fight with the guy in front of him while Shrunked

by Sydonious May 30, 2016

Shmunked

To get absolutely bitch smacked by someone or to get dropped

DAMNNNNN THAT NIGGA JUSTIN GOT SHMUNKED HE DEAD AS HELLLL

by Blaillou October 22, 2023

Shunked

To steal something quickly from another's hands without them being able to react.

Sam "Hey, I just finished my essay!"

Jay "Shunked!! Bitch!"

by YoMaster July 9, 2007

slunked

So lazy that one is able to sit up straight.

Dude, why are you so slunked over for?

by Mala Propism February 7, 2009

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009