Slowmosexual

Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass

The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.

by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022

Stromosexual

any male between the age of 17 and 25 who constantly play sports/war related video games, MUST watch any game and know EXACTLY what time the draft starts and whos in it.

girl #1: what ya'll on tonight?
girl #2: idk they're playin nba 09.
girl #1: that sucks, ur man's such a stromosexual.
girl #2: i kno girl.

by flawdagrl May 3, 2009

Scomosexual

A climate science denier who won't do anything but force you shake his hand.

I thought he was smart.
Nah, bro he's a scomosexual

by Deviantsdo January 5, 2020

Slomosexual

That gay retarded kid in the back of the class

"Hey look it james Charles" isnt he a slomosexual

by The guac crusader June 4, 2020

Slowmosexual

The person you get stuck behind while driving to somewhere and you left a little late

I had to get my kids to school then I got stuck behind a slowmosexual and they were 10 minutes late.

by OpaquePanda February 18, 2017

Scomosexual

An insulting name given to the Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison

Can't believe we have an idiot called scomosexual running the nation

by top_notch32 March 22, 2020

chlomosexual

when someone is named chloe and a homosexual, so you call her chlomosexual

hey who’s that?
oh that’s chlomosexual!

by jdjsjsjwkwndj December 8, 2022