No Shlomo

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.

"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."

by proooo March 12, 2010

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Pulled a Shlomo

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

by Mangathings March 20, 2023

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Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.

That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.

by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

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When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

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Shloob

A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.

He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.

by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022

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