Egg slinger

A hard working, no shit-taking, lots of shit-talking, server that serves eggs to multiple people at one time in a busy Levittown diner.

No, I'm not the manager today, I'm just an egg slinger

by Diner server March 28, 2017

Hoe Slinger

A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.

"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"

"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"

"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"

"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."

by Fe Halez December 5, 2022

dope slinger

A drug dealer, especially one who deals hard drugs, such as coke, meth, and heroin.

Did you hear? Some junkie shot two dope slingers on the corner of East 7th and A.

by JaggedJesus December 6, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

J. D. Salinger

Probably the greatest writer in American history. 89 year old Salinger had many stories published in The New Yorker but has had only four books published; The Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey, and Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction. His last work published was Hapworth 16, 1924 in The New Yorker in 1965. His last interview was in 1980 and since then he has become sort of a recluse and lives a quite life in New Hampshire. Salinger almost always writes about young, very intelligent and cynical people and his work appeals greatly to a younger audience because of his theme of loss of innocence and adolescent alienation.

I think for the past 40 years J. D. Salinger has been working on a huge masterpiece that will be published when he dies and blow us all away.

by what.a.divvy March 31, 2008

Fart Slinger

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.

Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.

by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014

pipe slinger

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.

Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!

by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019