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shlewdagle

shlewdagle (shlêw-då-gle):adj

1. A hobbit like creature that is covered in a fine fur. Its origins are beleived to be in middle east somewhere(possibly Iraq, then again it could be LA).
2. A beastly mammal with a healthy appetite for herbs.
3. The little man that waltzed into our lives, and made us all laugh and cry.
(Note: this animal also goes by the name Poodagle or Shlewmar)
Oh man, check out what shlewdagle did on the side of the house! GROSS!
OR
What's that smell? shlewdagle, we told you to do that outside!
by Gooter February 2, 2005
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shlerminate

When one or more men cum in a women's hair, and use the cum as gel to style/spike the women's hair into a mohawk
Adam : Hey, I heard Kevin's Mom got a mohawk?
Brett: No, that was just me shlerminating her hair into a shlermhawk.
Kevin: Fuck you guys, You don't know how to shlerminate!
by BrettPes October 22, 2008
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Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.
"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."
by GG.allin August 27, 2017
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Sherdan

Kid: Hey look its SHERDAN.
Kids: Small Hands, Small Hands!
by Fckndan January 13, 2015
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Shnerd

n. The female variant of "nerd." "She-nerd." Though exceedingly rare in the wilderness, the most common habitat is a basement.
Dude. She's such a shnerd. You should take her to the virtual comic-con in 2nd life.
by gapabba December 1, 2010
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shleader

Shleader is a sheep disguised as a leader in typically large organizations. Person usually holds a position of authority and power but fails to act with leadership and typically does not have a back-bone, integrity, transparency and fails to act, raise difficult conversations or facts to colleagues or those in position of authority over them. Instead shleaders choose to allow unethical behaviours, falsehoods, wrongdoings to continue by either turning a blind eye or by actively participating in them.
Recent Penn State Affair and failure of officials within the organization to act when provided information about potential sexual abuse of young children by well known football coach.

Countless "leaders" in government and large private institutions choose to be shleaders in order to keep the peace with colleagues, maintain employment and not risk their place in the organization.
by IdealReality December 23, 2011
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Shlerm

When a person is blinded by a flashlight or bright light from another person.
Get shlermed *bright light emerges from flashlight*
by 49about January 20, 2021
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