shinkling

Taking a shit in a hole cut in a frozen lake.

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.

by camp dube December 13, 2018

Garlic Shandling Burger

A burger flavored with garlic

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012

shkanking

shkanking

skank-shanking

Sluty lesbians pleasuring eachother in prison with homemade dildos

dude shes totally gonna be doin some shkanking in the joint

by bootycall er27 July 21, 2010

Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022