Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

Shvitzin-nutz

A Yiddish term meaning sweaty testicals: SCHVEATY NUTZ.

"That intense game of basketball left me with shvitzin-nutz!"
"This pair of underwear is consticting, and is causing me to have shvitzin-nutz."

by Mad-Reese June 25, 2006

shvitz shit

To steam up the bathroom like a sauna while taking a shit.

No better way to get the toxins out of the body than a shvitz shit.

by Hwash12 May 27, 2017

shevitz

The act of crying hysterically to the point of shuddering involuntarily.

Because of the beating he received, Mark cried so hard he began shevitzing.

by B. Nott October 13, 2006

Shvitzer

(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A silly person who always has to prove he's a "big shot", important or rich.

Sidney keeps talking about the Crystal Chandelier in his bathroom and his Shiny New Cadillac in his driveway. What a Shvitzer!

by Kingpin3 November 3, 2011

Shvitza

The genitalia of someone of Jewish descent.

"Her penny pinching got me so hard I had to whip out my shvitza."

by The Jinger August 18, 2009

shvitz

to sweat; to fiend; to worry; to be a jew; to perform an act; to want; to be; to have; to exist...

"Alex got shvtized last night at the party"
"Lets go shvitz a bong load"
"Colin shvitzed an ugly bitch in the ass last night"
"I'm totally shvizting right now"
"I need to shvitz a pizza"

by Shvitz McGee November 26, 2007