shitcool

super fucking badass.

transcends the meaning behind the words "shit" and "cool" on their own.

Iron Man is the shitcool version of Batman.

You wish you were as shitcool as iTunz.

by PrepslutBallerbitchbiJankajank May 14, 2013

Shitzophrenia

Multiple shit personalities.

Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.

by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

shit zoo

A zoo with only one animal, generally a small lap dog.

The Melbourne zoo is a shit zoo.

by Fuzzy November 22, 2005

shitgoose

A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.

Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.

by tnt419 December 28, 2005

Shitboomer

n. Refers to the generation of leeches born during the demographic Post-World War II baby boom between the years 1946 and 1964. A generation of draft dodgers who advocated peace, love and happiness and then grew up to wage deadly, never-ending wars in the middle east and abroad. A generation that has shackled their children with a burden of debt that resulted from their own greed and sense of entitlement.

"Look at that shitboomer trying to figure out his iphone."

by ded precedent July 5, 2012

shithooked

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

Shitfoot

When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.

"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."

by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018