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shipwrecked

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean
dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean
by i cant think of a name February 20, 2009
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shipwrecked

Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.
"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"
by Brett H. Again March 25, 2009
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Shitwreck

Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.

The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."

Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"

John: "Huh?"

Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"

John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."

Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
by shitstained mattress April 24, 2017
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Shipwrecked Comedy

Shipwrecked Comedy are a group of individuals who create comedic sketches and webseries.

You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .

Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.
Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.
by raetheorygal March 6, 2021
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ShipWrecked

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere
"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"
by Eishatheasian May 3, 2014
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shitwhacked

Slapping the ass of a hooker on the streets while eating ur own poop
"Man, did you see that shit, ur mom was getting shitwhacked by that BUM!"
by 2.0 December 3, 2007
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shipwrecked feeling

I had that shipwrecked feeling, hands on the mast and semen (seamen) all around me
by dagandjandal November 21, 2009
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