Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.

"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.

by Corinne G. May 23, 2007

Shit weasel

Jospeh Jensen

Joe is a shit weasel !

by Junior weasel October 30, 2018

shit weasel

a person who is of no use to society (slang)

get outta here you shit weasel!!

by crabman250 January 9, 2010

shitweasle

One who is known to do shady and/or inconsiderate acts; one who is opportunistic

Rich Rodriguez proved how big of a shitweasle he was by taking the coaching job in Michigan.

by irishboodah October 23, 2008

shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

by William March 29, 2003

shit weasel

Someone who is continually "pressing others buttons" just for their own amusement.

What fucking shit weasel did this!

by jjsw January 20, 2004

shit weasel

Infection form of the flood from Halo and Halo 2.

Holy crap! Look at that wave of shit weasels! Run!

by Mike Montuori May 6, 2005