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to get revenge on someone for something they did to you or a friend by shitting on them or their property
bully: bullies me
me: Sneaks into his house and shits on him
bully: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
me: Just getting my shitvenge
me: Sneaks into his house and shits on him
bully: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
me: Just getting my shitvenge
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Cousin Courtney B came over after she had Taco Bell. She left shitfetti all over the toilet bowl. Had to use two pairs of Rubbermaid Gloves to clean that smashed mess up
by That_meat_guy April 22, 2023
Get the shitfetti mug.(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.
by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005
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by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007
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You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
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