"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."
"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."
"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."
by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008
Get the shiterature mug.Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.
Lua: What are you looking for?
Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.
Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?
Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!
Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.
Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?
Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!
by Ozla September 30, 2009
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1- reading material read only in the bathroom that generally stays in the bathroom
2- garbage literature that you would only read if you were trapped in the bathroom with it
2- garbage literature that you would only read if you were trapped in the bathroom with it
1- I keep my collection of "wired" magazines under my sink as shiturature
2- twilight is such shiturature.
2- twilight is such shiturature.
by Rorher September 18, 2010
Get the Shiturature mug.Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.
by Joey D. August 12, 2005
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Guy 1: "Total shiterature"
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Guy 1: "Total shiterature"
Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"
by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009
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1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
Usage.
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
by Rajanus August 27, 2011
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by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009
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