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surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.
I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.
by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016
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Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.
I got hit in the shmesticles the other day
by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009
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shitsicle

a nasty popsicle. it tastes like its made with liquified poo.
Gross. this is NOT made by Good Humour. its clearly a homemade Shitsicle.
by david October 28, 2003
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shiziticles

That was a shiziticles prom
by BJ Thug October 24, 2011
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Shiticles

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
by URGFsBF April 29, 2011
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Shitstickle

A frozen piece of shit that is used later as a cool refreshment
Oh thats a yum shitstickle you have there
by STicklest February 14, 2019
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shitsicles

oh my! those look like shitsicles!!!
by midnight fairy June 4, 2011
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