Shitspert

To be well versed in the sport of defecation.

Steve dropped a stank deuce and decided to post details on Facebook. He certainly is a Shitspert.

by Some dirty guy August 31, 2013

Shisper

A sexual reference that is spoken softly into the ear

Eric is so sexy, I can't help but shisper everytime I see him!

by Ariel La Morte February 17, 2010

Shisper

The act of whispering to illustrate a shout

The below example would be whispered

So Mr X shouted " OI YOU BUMMER!"

he said "Good morning!" with a shisper

by Motif.tv August 11, 2010

shitspectations

Origin. Shit + expectations

Noun. An expectation that things will turn out badly. The opposite of great expectations

I'm dreading Christmas this year, wanna hear my festive shitspectations?

by Dick Shunery December 21, 2014

Shitspeaker

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

shitsterpiece

Something that is so shitty or bad that it is engraved in your head. It is usually one of those things where its,"so bad it's good." Another way of using it is to describe an event that didn't go well.

"dude, that party was such a shitsterpiece!"

by bebehans September 25, 2021