Shitsweat

Shitsweat is the liquid excrement that seeps down your legs after a hectic gym workout. This typically occurs when you've taken a fat shit and failed to wipe up effectively.

The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.

That my friends - is shitsweat.

It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!

Dvir forgot to wipe his asshole! Now he's working out at the gym and he smells like fucken shitsweat! Damn coondog - ffs!

by BChatz September 14, 2012

shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

shitskit

A mini shitshow, small cluster-fuck, or other example of a situation marked by only-somewhat-contained chaos or controversy

That conversation with my parents turned into a shitskit

by CíCí February 13, 2021

shikeeta

A very annoying woman. Every time she sees a “cute” guy outside she tells her whole family just to find out he has a girlfriend. She’s an amazing woman as she supports liverpool and she’s very funny. She talks non stop and doesn’t run out of things to say. Everyone wishes she was quiet.

Jesus Christ shikeeta is annoying, but she supports liverpool so it’s fine.

by Waggymama2000 May 1, 2022

shitweet

1. tweeting while deficating

2. talking shit over twitter

1.

Joe: I had to shitweet Sarah, she caught me during a relieving one.
Tony: Awesome bro, HI FIVE!

2. Game needs to stop shitweeting on random folks. People can take twitter pretty serious.

by rolandoM0t4 July 28, 2011

shittweeting

The act of tweeting really bad or ironnically bad shit on twitter.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - @somerandomretard doing some low level shittweeting

by Alaskalizard April 13, 2016

shitsweat

The bodily fluid secreeded from the anal glands of an obese individual who typically weighs over 450lbs. This is caused by the carelessness of that individual by not wiping their feces after taking a FAT DUMP. Therefore a chemical reaction occurs when the feces mixes with the secreeded bodily fluid forming SHITSWEAT.

Hey bro, you smell like shit, and you're awfully sweaty...Did you wipe this morning after your Chipotle dump? Oh, I see. Its SHITSWEAT!

by magic cyclops August 2, 2011