shiftpoop

A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!

Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!

by capnhook July 30, 2010

Shipoopi

1) A song from Meredith Wilison's The Music Man. It refers to "The girl who's hard to get."

2) A word bastardized across UD, by people too stupid to realize Family Guy satirizes real things. Thus, they give credit to Seth MacFarlane where it is not due.

3) A tool who gives credit where it isn't due.

Teacher: Which president is credited with freeing the slaves?
Shipoopi: Um...Benjamin Franklin?
Teacher: What a dumbass shipoopi!

by leemute January 14, 2010

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

call your shit poop

Someone calling your shit poop is them saying, "Man, you're full of shit."

When you are being hypocritical someone can rightfully call your shit poop.

Scott: "Hey Blue, you surfing the net at work again?"
Bill: "Hey Scott, weren't you just on HotOrNot.com again?"
Katie: "Damn. Bill just called your shit poop."

by Mr. Wood September 16, 2004

shipoopadoo

shit. poop. doody.

you smell like shipoopadoo

by gdizzlejamizzle May 7, 2009

shithoop

commonly known as rectum, poop shoot, donut ring, ass hole, bum hole, etc!

Rizzle loved getting her shithoop tongue fucked on a regular bases by the old guy up the end of her street.

by dougiemawson March 2, 2014

shipoopy

A portmanteau of "shit" and "poopy", used as an interjection when catching oneself swearing in front of children or the elderly.

Shipoopy! How many times do I have to tell you not to leave your Legos on the floor?!

by ekolis November 5, 2016