bored shitless

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)
by FarQue July 14, 2003
mugGet the bored shitlessmug.

bored shitless

Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world
The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.
by salled January 12, 2008
mugGet the bored shitlessmug.

bored shitless

The term "bored shitless" stems from homosexual ways. Where ones man anus can be penetrated so hard he can be void of all fecal matter, and thus bored.
Wow now you have drilled me. Im bored shitless
by CJ082 October 31, 2011
mugGet the bored shitlessmug.

pissed shitless

adj. used as an expression "pissed shitless," referring to being so angry as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defecation of one's pants.
Guy 1: Remember when that waiter got your order wrong and you yelled at him?

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pissed shitless.
by Anonymous884679552443 November 16, 2010
mugGet the pissed shitlessmug.

SCARED SHITLESS.

When as a SHITEATER you are afraid you won't get FED.
John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
mugGet the SCARED SHITLESS.mug.

beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.
Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!
by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017
mugGet the beat you shitlessmug.

SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.
The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.
by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021
mugGet the SHITLESS MIND FUCKmug.

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