delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.

George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016

Shitifacation

the art of turning a fart into shit

dude, if i hold my fart in long enough it will most likely shitify....wouldn't that be called shitifacation?

by H@rtm@n July 18, 2006

Shittification

a swear word used in when you do something stupid or get over excited.
often used in combination with other swear words

Girl: I like sex with horses!
(Boy unconcsiously puts hand in pants)
Girl: Your hands are in your pants.
Boy: Shittification! Bugger! Fuck!

by WeekzGod March 26, 2009

slutification

When something unspoiled begins to rot from within.

(Verb)

Symptoms include:
1. Bad Smell
2. Painful Urination
3. Open Sores
4. Lack of White Blood Cells
5. Smily Green Trails
6. Not so Fresh Feeling
7. Sphincterial/Vaginal/Urethral Lacerations

I.E.; "Wow, I think I've come down with a severe case of slutification!"

by Team Zombie Compound September 6, 2006

Sextification

The High Quality that one handles themselves and/or performs during Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: "My date Last night ended Awesomely! That lady had Great Sextification so this morning I made her breakfast and sent her on her way."

Guy 2: "That's Great! I need to find a classy lady like that, one with some Sextification."

by MoChedda December 26, 2011

sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.

Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

Snotification

when you laugh so hard snot comes out of your nose :c)

Person 1: IM SNOTTING RN
Person 2: the correct word is snotification:)

by zaterjam February 14, 2021