shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.

This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

by 12309284092380498ljklfjaslkdfl March 6, 2017

shitature

Good literature to read while taking a shit.

Let's put some good shitature in our bathroom, so we can read while taking a shit.

by Shawis2funforGG February 23, 2011

Shitacules

Shitacules... the molecules of shit that permeate the world after you let a nasty fart rip.

you know why I will never buy a used couch? someone else's shitacules are in there.. Last thing I want to do is sit on a couch and smell someone elses fart.

by birdfor33 February 16, 2010

shiticulates

particles of shit, a fart so rich you can taste, or perhaps in the right light, see a shimmer of fine shitty mist.

sure stinks in here, yeah, the air is filled with shiticulates.

by mr stickel February 26, 2010

shitiquette

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

by Neologizer March 15, 2010

shiticle

a shit particle expelled anally via a fart...

Raul let one rip in a meeting, and everyone had to breathe his shiticles....

by Hippos4Life April 3, 2008

shitcream

To shit in someones icecream when they are sleepy and not paying attention. Basicly done after you tell someone go eat shit and they say make me!

When you look at the peice of ice cream that looks a little to brown..you know its SHITCREAM!!!

by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008