shitloads

Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.

I have shitloads of porn on my computer.

by the almighty ho September 15, 2005

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

shitload of fuck

Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.

Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!

by Fred Gorut November 1, 2013

Geneva Shitcloud

Slang (Obsc.) - An extremely high pressure, loud type of fart which was supposedly banned under the terms of the Geneva convention, owing to the fact that it is so powerful, that it leaks out of your trouser leg and can destroy anything within a 5 mile radius of where you were standing when you dropped it.

Supposedly has the effect of a large green 8 mile high mushroom on the horizon, which is how you spot when someone left one behind.

Classed as a Category 1A Biological Weapon.

"Man, you wanna stop leaving those Geneva Shitcloud's behind, or you gonna get the ATF on your a*se!"

by Charles Faulkner November 15, 2007

Shitload

(Colloquial) The amount of cow manure that will fit in the bed of a 3/4 ton pickup. For fresh, wet, stinking manure, this would be 750 pounds. For dry manure, something less, perhaps 500 pounds.

I have to go over to Jackson's farm and get a shitload of manure for my mom's garden.

by OldFskingGeek August 18, 2013

metric shitload

Related to the Metric Fuckton, Which is greater than a Metric Megaton, but not as great as a Metric MegaFuckton. Ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.

"Ok, I've got a Metric Fuckton of Rice Krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?"

by Errant June 5, 2003

shitload

A quantifier for people, signifiyng either one or many of them, in terms of a sizable degree of shittiness.

-I've seen a shitload of people on that website.
-Really, a lot?
-Well, maybe six. But they've been really shit, and people-y, you know?
-I shitty-well know. There is always a whole shitload of people.

by mattrh May 29, 2015