shittery

foulplay, sabotage, or ominous circumstances.

"Joe told my girlfriend I was hitting on a girl at the bar, what shittery!" or "when my car broke down it was pure shittery"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

Shit Show of Shittery

When everything that will go wrong does go wrong. An event of grand scale of utter shit. When all your shit of your life is just non-stop, it's a shit show of shittery.

My life is a complete shit show of shittery !!!
What's with all this shit show of shittery happenin' here ?
My life sucks. It has plenty of shit shittery goin' on.

by missappleinthahouse February 20, 2011

shitbagery

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work

Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!

by sputnic35 November 6, 2017

Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.

Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.

by Dean S. November 26, 2004

shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery

99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011

Shitentary

(n.) - the remains at the bottom of the toilet when the last flush was less than effective to exit the prior shit. Sufficient shit remnants to require a second flush.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.

I asked my wife to stop eating so much salad due to the rings in the toilet from shitentary settlement.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.

by SevenRoadie March 9, 2020

Chicken shittery

A deal or situation that will end up going awry because the plan was fraudulent from the beginning.

My car deal with Jesse was a total chicken shittery.

by Savagebtch1000 March 14, 2021