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shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.
Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.
by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008
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Shitnick

A dumbfuck; a fucknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-retarded brother who likes to fuck pumpkins.
"Close the door, shitnick, you're letting all the flies in!"

"Stop fucking that pumpkin, shitnick!"
by Brendon November 18, 2003
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shitrani

noun.
a slang term used for iranian people. a play on the word irani.
Person 1: Hey! did you hear about that shitrani who threw acid on some girl's face?

Person 2: Which shitrani? The one that looked like a monkey?

Person 1: I don't know, they all look like terrorist apes to me.
by blahblah224 October 14, 2011
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Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.
Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.
by Pollup January 11, 2008
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Shitnic

A picnic that is shitty, generally consisting of cheap food obtained from a fast food restaurant or vending machine, and eaten in the grass or on the ground typically close to a large road or other inconvenient place. Commonly occurs when drunk, lazy, homeless, or any combination of the three.
We went to Gregg's and then had a shitnic right next to the roundabout.
by The Strawbinator July 8, 2019
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shitpanic

The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma
The test results sent him into a shitpanic
by Don Franklin October 28, 2007
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shitening

The spawn of a shitstorm often seen in the distance before the storm hits. Shitening destroys all it hits.
Off in the distance chad could see the shitening, and knew the boss would have bad news.
by ddeckchair May 3, 2010
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