Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".

Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks

by JPhilleh June 30, 2010

shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006

shitdick

after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick

You my fine sir are a shitdick

by sproranher February 23, 2003

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

shitdick

When you are a dick of shit

Mark(fag)Gustidus

by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003

shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er October 23, 2008

shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.

Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.

by berishnicoff December 01, 2005