shicanté

a form of the shits that resembles picante sauce, not only in texture, but in a burning sensation as well.

Man, Jason just tore the toilet up with a horrible shicanté! He said his ass is still on fire.

by Shtun August 16, 2010

Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.

Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.

by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

ShitCongo

The city formally known as Chicago

There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo

by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Shitbangle

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.

BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”

by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

shit can

A sudden termination of employment

My brother was shit canned last week.

by Pavarti May 4, 2005

Shitaneous Combustion

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012