Shitbook

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.

Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?

by RetSet May 19, 2017

Shitfoot

Greg Sabin

Stop being such a shitfoot, shitfoot.

by shitfoots girlfriend September 23, 2009

shitbooty

when your taking a fat one it it splats on your ass (wtf?)

Jimmy: i just had a shitbooty man..
Micheal: why are you telling me this

by IOKGTL,F.C February 15, 2022

shitfoot

a bitch; someone who bitches at everything and constantly has something to complain about. They never want to go any where because they are have been being lame recently and doesnt give u a ride home, even tho u live right next to them

Jon: hey is it always like this?
Nick: like wut?
Jon: are u always bitching, u shitfoot?

by Jon Du September 5, 2005

shit boot

When you get so sick that you throw up and shit yourself at the same time. Applies best when the sickness is caused by alcohol.

Dude, did you see me last night? The combination of Mad Dog, Boones, Lonestar Light, and Jager made me shit boot all over the place. I painted that bathroom brown and red.

by IHaveMetalTeeth May 1, 2007

shibooty

adj. - That which has shibooty-like qualities.

n. - something which is unexplainable

v. - to shibooty (shibootied)

Dude! That's totally shibooty!

Q: So what happened after the panda melted?
A: Awwww man, it got all shibooty after that.

So after she pulled off her mask and showed you her "real face", what did you do?
Man, I shibootied her all night long!

by Dave November 18, 2003

shitoot

What comes out when you start to say shit and then catch yourself by saying shoot.

girl 1: omg did u hear jason cheated on you

girl 2 on playground with lil kids: what!!?? shitoot!!!

by ReDsOxBaBe October 5, 2005