shitcock

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

Shitluck

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.

Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009

shitclick

Someone that sucks at operating a mouse.

"Tyler is such a shitclick. He clicks on the porn ads every time."

by jattacksonn March 13, 2018

shilock nose

A very obscure and abnormally sized nose. Most commonly found attached to a person of Jewish heritage.

Tom: "Wow man, check out that chick with the shilock nose"

Fred: "Whoa! That thing is huge!"

by brennen757 June 23, 2009

Shitflick

A term used to describe a very bad movie you just shelled out $8+ to see and was severely disappointed in it. A true dud movie.

Man, Ghost Ship was a Shitflick! It shouldn't have even beem made!

by James March 29, 2003

shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005