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Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016
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post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
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People Who Post This Shit On SC

I had to type something here People Who Post This Shit On SC
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Shit Posting

1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.

4: Nrom
"A rain of shit posting shall fall on this new section"
by Chunky Milk March 26, 2010
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Shit posting

what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups
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Shit Posting

Commonly known as unconstructive or unnecessary posts.

Recently known as #dotnet_discord-net in the Discord API guild. A channel that once was a learning and knowledge foundation for the unofficial (dot)net wrapper for Discord API. Now has become the home of shitty memes, and overcompensating star posts.
Example:
sarcasmloading: async voids, == true, Still's "voluntary" doc work, visual basic, ect...
Casino Boyale: Great shit posting mate, that is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, star post that!
`$"{nameof(AntiTcb)}"`: *facepalm*
by Duane_ July 16, 2018
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shit posts

shit posts are a compilation of random videos that sometimes come across goofy or funny
by Isaac tandoh August 5, 2022
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