chemical shit storm

Chemical Shit Storm When a food like substance sold has such an array of chemicals made to taste pleasant but is terribly unhealthy

I enjoyed these chips but I am certain they are a chemical shit storm.

by Rat-Licker November 7, 2020

Cat 5 Shit Storm

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

Fucking Shit Storm

When entering a bathroom or public toilet/stall and finding shit on the walls, seat, door, and/or floor. This happens often in truck stops and bars, but occasionally in ones own home.

1) I went in to clean the laied room and it was a mess. It looked like a fucking shit storm in there!

2) Hey, can someone bring me some paper towels. I just created a fucking shit storm in this bathroom!

by n.f.edwards July 19, 2011

shit fire storm

A shit fire storm is when you eat a ton of spicy food and the next time you shit it is diareaha and it burns your asshole so bad that all you are left with is a clogged toilet and a tear soaked shirt

I shouldnt have eaten that chipotle last night, i released a shit fire storm on my toilet

by MereMoney June 20, 2017

shit me a storm

Kind of like the phrase: "cry me a river" but used for people who like to bullshit big things. Don't forget, storms are big

Jon: I made $1 Million Dollars just in a day
Edelynne: Shit me a storm

by r1cem4n April 19, 2020

storm of shit

Noun the ensuing carnage of what could be the worst fuck up of your life, anything that is almost as bad as a literal hurricane of fecal matter, a chaotic event that stinks big time, also see; shitstorm

"I went to public schools"
"what a storm of shit"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 19, 2014

Stomach Shit

What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.

Aka diarrhea.

-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.

by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011