A complicated art, when performed correctly 'shissing' exemplifies multi-tasking and unequivocable prowess to the hilt of mankind's uppermost eschalons. Quite literally, 'to shiss' is to excrete simultaneously, which is too say 'pissing whilst shitting...shissing'.
A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, urbandictionary.com
A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, urbandictionary.com
Person 1: Buddy, i have an issue...i need to do a twosie and onesie...at the same time
Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss
Person 1: Fo' shissle
Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss
Person 1: Fo' shissle
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Get the Shiss mug.When your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally shitting your pants.
I heard David in the bathroom at lunch. He was pushing so hard peeing I thought he was going to shiss!
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Get the shissle mug.Solution made from mixing together shit and piss. It is similar to diarrhea, but is typically chunkier and smells similar to the inside of an uncleaned cesspit or septic tank.
"Holy shit, man! It smells like shisst in here!"
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"Did you hear about what happened to Dave? Some kids threw a bucket of shisst on his car."
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