Shiss

A complicated art, when performed correctly 'shissing' exemplifies multi-tasking and unequivocable prowess to the hilt of mankind's uppermost eschalons. Quite literally, 'to shiss' is to excrete simultaneously, which is too say 'pissing whilst shitting...shissing'.

A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, urbandictionary.com

Person 1: Buddy, i have an issue...i need to do a twosie and onesie...at the same time
Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss
Person 1: Fo' shissle

by BG.1717 June 28, 2009

shesus

female Jesus. She + Jesus = Shesus.

Wow, look! That girl is Shesus!!

by Bejeezus June 10, 2005

Shiss

That moment when you need to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Hold that thought, man! I gotta take a shiss!

by Mu5Hr00m January 12, 2016

Shiss

When your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally shitting your pants.

I heard David in the bathroom at lunch. He was pushing so hard peeing I thought he was going to shiss!

by David smallwood February 4, 2015

shissty

Ongoing feeling that you will shiss you pants.

I'm feeling all shissty after 24 beers last night. Gotta stay close to the can.

by rodwido October 26, 2015

shissle

Shissle is a ship name for a real name and a nickname. Gissle (Giselle) and Shawn.

Shissle is an amazing ship

by Shissle December 10, 2017

Shisst

Solution made from mixing together shit and piss. It is similar to diarrhea, but is typically chunkier and smells similar to the inside of an uncleaned cesspit or septic tank.

"Holy shit, man! It smells like shisst in here!"
"Did you hear about what happened to Dave? Some kids threw a bucket of shisst on his car."

by EbenezerSplooge69 January 6, 2021