Simpocrite

When someone is a simp and a hypocrite

Bruh Bobby is such a simpocrite

by Zackgaming October 20, 2020

Sipocrite

One who pretends to consume more of an alcoholic beverage than they really do

That's Derek, he's a sipocrite. He once did a keg stand for 2 minutes without drinking anything.
Tina is the worst sipocrite of them all. She didn't finish a single can of beer during Thunderstruck.

by JollySailor June 15, 2018

Sypocrite

A Sypocrite is someone who is sipping on a beverage while being a hypocrite.

"hey mate you can't drink that juice!! you Sypocrite"

by Larizzle101 June 2, 2009

Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

Hipocrite

When someone is so drunk they can't spell hypocrite but tell others not to be drunk

Still, I'm allowed to bring a hipocrite(spelling)

by Acier December 31, 2017

SIMPOCRITE

a person (usually a man) defending a woman who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc
MAY 5 2020, SIMPOCRITE WAS BORN on Rekieta Law Youtube Livestream.

The politician defending his wife for breaking quarantine laws that he imposed is a simpocrite.

by Mayyouliveininterestingtimes May 5, 2020