shijizzle

When you shit and jizz at the same time

Damn Bryar I just shijizzled in my pants

by Jess James May 14, 2019

schnizzle

Can be used in to replace ANY other noun and has therefore it can have almost any meaning.

You are the schnizzle! What is this schnizzle? Please put some schnizzle on my tacos.

by Schnizzle1 September 18, 2013

shizdizzle

A person who eats candy with a fork and knife- preferably Snickers bars.

"Zander is such a shizdizzle."

by Ms. Bossy January 3, 2010

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle

1.universal code talk that means "hey Im a moron"

2. excuse to use the letter z on the keyboard.

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzledizzle...oh I mean please shoot me, appaerently im dumb

by stevie marie January 8, 2004

shnizzle that fizzle

What blacks call it when one snorts a shit load of cocaine (over 8g).

-What up nigga?
-Not much G just shnizlin some fizzle.
-How much fizzle you shnizzlin boy?
-I'm shinnlin that fizzle
-Sweet Jesus did you really had to shnizzle that fizzle and save nones for me. Are you Ignant???

by Porz April 8, 2008

Shnizzle Do

the crevice of your wang (pee hole)

i heard that gook adam's shnizzle do got all fucked up after he got soap in it!

by dickbagadamsmith69 March 22, 2009

Shnizzletoff

An extreme promise only used in emergencies and the person who shnizzletoffs must be believed.

I shnizzletoff that I didn’t eat the last pot of Ben and Jerry’s

by Jamieee03 March 24, 2019