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shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen
He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.
by tobym April 30, 2005
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Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)
by Frazzzer January 26, 2011
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shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018
e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.
by Semiramida December 27, 2018
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Shintaro

Some guy writing his own definition for his own name. As soon as that definiton is verified he will ask girls to search his name up. However, secretly he is a shemale and really likes girls who can sing.
Do you see that kid. He reminds me of a shintaro. Always so horny...
by rogue_asian68 August 24, 2019
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shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.
Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!
by ken81086 May 21, 2009
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Shintaro

Known as a a Filipino prostitute in Japanese.

See: Japayuki
My boyfriend is such a slut, he could be a Shintaro.
by Waiphil January 12, 2009
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Shintaru

Shintaru is a handsome man and cute. His voice very nice. He is a good friend. Shintaru like tattoo. He like a girl who like a cat.
Shintaru is very nice guy. And like too eat a lot
by Shintaru November 28, 2020
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