shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

skibitabee

A word to express excitement.

Jerry got a raise for his new job. "Skibitabee!"

by Mikey Bishop July 27, 2006

Reverse Shiitake

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.

"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"

by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

shebitch

- A man who looks like a lady.
- A man with long hair.
- A lady who acts like a man.

- Shut up Mo, you shebitch!
- Yo, look at that guys long hair, what a shebitch!
- (Ashley slaps Joe in the face.)
Joe says: Yo, calm down shebitch!

by Miro January 15, 2005

Fo Shigitydigity-Doo

It means "for sure" or "ya" and sometimes when used with enthusiasm in the voice it can mean "You know it!"

"Hey dude i just got two tickets for a basketball game tomorrow! You wanna go?"


"Fo Shigitydigity-Doo man!"

by Ajexo August 20, 2008

Shobit

Sexiest guy alive, don't let your girlfriend near Shobit as she might ditch you and go for him. Shobit is the coolest guy you'll ever meet, his swears are legit the best.

"Don't go near him"
"Why?"
"Because he's a Shobit"

by Yourbitchismysideone September 1, 2018