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sleasel

N. a person who is both sleazy and a weasel, ie. of low moral standards and possessing the tendency to get out of obligations and/or responsibilities.
Not only did he lie about stealing the money, but the spent the money on a hooker! What a sleasel!
by D. T. January 31, 2008
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Smeasel

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.
'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'
by Wickery January 16, 2014
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shenseea

Reggae singer who went viral with her hit song "Loodi," which received over one million hits on YouTube within the first week of its release. She has amassed more than 120,000 subscribers as well as 32 million views and growing.
She first broke out into the music industry in September 2016 with her hit "Jiggle Jiggle."
She has commanded a sizable social media presence with over 550,000 Instagram followers and growing.
She is originally born and raised in Jamaica. She has a son.
Her hit song "Lodi" features rapper Vybz Kartel.
AH SHENSEEA!
by the world is ours January 12, 2018
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Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face
Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me
by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016
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shense

Combination of Shitty and Sense. In otherwords, bullshit. A clandestine manner of telling someone they are full of shit.
After smiling and noding at your superior's instructions for some time, this person finally comes to a conclusion. Instead of telling this person they are full of shit you say, with a straight face, "Yes sir, that makes perfect shense"

Someone who just told a very bad joke can be said to have a very good shense of humor.
by Mike Marsh December 9, 2008
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Snease

The feeling of an approaching sneeze, but having no release
I was excited for my oncming sneeze, but was let down, as it was only a snease.
by Sad Farts June 18, 2016
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SWEASE

Stands for Severe Weather & EAS Enthusiasts, is a Facebook group run by a Jersey boy and his seven jewish minions, where people trash post because they're depressed and have no life. They also worship the group's "founder/administrative supervisor" like he's some sort of fucking god.
Person: Would you like to join SWEASE?
Person 2: That jewish group? Fuck no.
Person 3: Wait, isn't that the group where everyone sucks their own dicks because the admins said so?
Person 2: From what I've heard, they also perform bukakke with the group's admins.
Person 4: Fuck man, I would rather get STDs from a pig then join that shithole.
Person: Yup. We also suck our own dicks because the admins told us to because we're sheep.
by HumptyDumptySatOnMyFace June 21, 2018
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