Shawshank

Verb - To pilfer; steal a small amount at a time by filling your pockets in the same fashion as Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption.

Daniel shawshanked the change jar from the basement.

by Aarani December 14, 2008

shawshank

to defecate in one's pants with the intent of shaking the stool out of the opening in the bottom of the pant leg.

In reference to the 1994 Oscar winning movie, "The Shawshank Redemption"

Knowing he wouldn't make it to the restroom and his stool was a type 2 on the Bristols stool chart, Alex shawshanked it down his office hallway.

by gpb pizza pan man December 15, 2009

Shawshank

A person of Redneck orgin that often enjoys skull raping a female of Asian decendent. Skull raping involves the act of a man poking out the eye ball of his partner with his penis. The man preceds until finished.

After Tao compared Ann's breast to mashed potatoes, Ann left to be consensually Shawshanked by Joe-Bob.

by Garret Steven April 20, 2008

shawshank

A movie, television show or book that has been oversold or over-hyped by a friend or family member to the point where you never want to see or read it ever.

If my mother in-law doesn't stop yaking about that movie she's gonna shawshank it!

by MOOOOM!!! August 16, 2009

shawshank

To redeem one's self, in the masturbatory sense.

I had a quick shawshank.

by dom February 4, 2005

shawshank

The sure-fire way to end an argument with someone. Whether winning or losing, the simple mention of "shawshank" will wrap things up. He may try to respond with "I don't even care about that anymore" but worry not: people know the power of shawshank.

Brian: "Ha! There's TEN grams of Dietary Fiber in my protein shake, not eight! Retard!"

"Shawshank"

*laughter ensues*

by Go... March 27, 2008

shawshank

The ultimate act of redemption during a game of soccer culminating in a quick return goal after the opponent has scored.

"Time for a shawshank boysss!"

by Young 1 April 16, 2008