shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

by LeDouche December 9, 2008

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

snapsterbate

When you love snapchat so much you constantly have to update it with pictures and videos of everything you do.

"Logan was on his phone the whole time we hung out yesterday" . "yeah he really likes to snapsterbate"

by Log_dog_ July 4, 2016

Shitsterbation

Act of shitting in your hand and beating your dick with your shit

Jack took a massive shit and used his shit to shitsterbation

by Pussytoass June 20, 2021

Shatterbattermatter

someone flattering you i guess…?
shatterbattermatters : multiple charming people

Lisa : Oh my gosh! I can’t believe that John is great at shatterbattermattering!

by hhhhhhhheheheheheiwisksnsjskja June 17, 2022