sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 28, 2004

Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Shoretting

someone who creeps on the opposite sex.
the process of creeping
a creeper

check out steve shoretting the hell out of that girl.

by anti-toucher May 5, 2011

Shrexting

Sexting using references or puns related to the movie Shrek.

We were shrexting last night and it got so hot. She invited me to her swamp and I told her I want to kiss her all ogre. We’re for sure going to Smash Mouths later.

by sarahsfunny June 7, 2018

Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011

Sharenting

The action or practice of sharing or posting news, images or videos of one's children on social media.

Karen likes sharenting her baby's photos on Facebook.

by Potato_208 November 5, 2022

Scarletting

having interesting walks home while intoxicated with alcohol, meeting interesting characters such as an egg called rob, old chinese ladies giving out rice and being a total brummie about it.

Gyal1 - "i just dropped my phone on the floor, but it doesn't matter! I can buy a brand new one for £50.

Gyal2 - "Hmmmmm are you sure you aren't just scarletting

by BreEz3 October 21, 2014