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shamwow a hoe

this bitch bit me im gonna "shamwow a hoe"
by toofresh425 April 6, 2009
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Shamwow

When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.

The male equivalent of anti-viagra
Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....
by Piece Of Work February 27, 2010
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ShamWow-worthy

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.
"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"
by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009
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Reverse Shamwow

When you see a sex position so freaking amazing and unknown, you call it the Reverse Shamwow until you either find out its real name, or until it is named something else.
Evan: "While me and Hannah were having sex last night, we did the Reverse Shamwow! I don't even know how to describe it, it was that exotic."

Ian: "Lucky!"
by WISH KVFU January 11, 2011
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ShamWow!

The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"

**ShamWow!**

It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
by Skizla March 30, 2009
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Shamwow

The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow

(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!

JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?

J: Hell No!

JVB: Come on look at it!

J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!
by sfx-ladyj December 18, 2009
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Shamwoozoled

To start the pure sport of drinking around noon and not ending until last call. To be a complete mess. Excessive drinking.
Chasity and John got shamwoozoled at the bar so Deanna picked them up.

Man that guy was so shamwoozoled his BAL was .5
by The Verb April 13, 2009
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