shamWOOHOO

1. The biggest advancement in shammy, towel, or rag technology.

2. When ordinary towels just soak up liquids(rly boring) the shamWOOHOO will knock the liquids of the surface.

3. Not 2 be confused with the shamwoohoo, this is the shamWOOHOO.

4. Created by nigahiga, not me.

1. Random a-hole: I don't know how towels work.

Me: Then use the shamWOOHOO.

Same a-hole: Don't u mean shamwoohoo?

Me: No, the 4th definition says different, a-hole, now u cant use it.

2. If u cant use ordinary towels, use the uncessessful shamWOOHOO!

3. That's it. Toodles.

by xxxpinkasssparkle69xxx July 12, 2009

shampoopoo

Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.

Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.

{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?

{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!

by Telephony June 21, 2012

Shambooroo

Having an orgasm while upside down eating a banana muffin

After having intercouse with your mother i had a huge (shambooroo) in the kitched

by Masilo April 12, 2009

Shamwoozoled

To start the pure sport of drinking around noon and not ending until last call. To be a complete mess. Excessive drinking.

Chasity and John got shamwoozoled at the bar so Deanna picked them up.

Man that guy was so shamwoozoled his BAL was .5

by The Verb April 13, 2009

Shamoooo

A fat whale that looks like a heifer

Omg look at Kristen she looks like Shamoooo

by It's secret April 25, 2015

Shampooooooo

Something you scream when you walk in a room or you say it to great someone.

Hey! Shampoooooooo!

by Tree gall May 14, 2021