Shamwoot 

The best Shaman healer azeroth has to offer. All OP classes bow down to him because he can out-heal their sorry asses.

There's only 1 Shamwoot, examples are impossible.

Shamwoot by Zack? August 13, 2012

Shamboots 

A whale, like shamu, with boots. Preferably an orca, due to the 2 tone colors.

-hey shamboots, those are some nice boots you have there.
-i would shake your hand, but i aint got none.
-hey! you're a whale! with boots!
-i was attacked earlier today, turns out by a whale, with boots.
oh you mean a shamboots?
-i hear shamboots love trout, and sea lions

Shamboots by shamboots September 7, 2010

shamWOOHOO 

1. The biggest advancement in shammy, towel, or rag technology.

2. When ordinary towels just soak up liquids(rly boring) the shamWOOHOO will knock the liquids of the surface.

3. Not 2 be confused with the shamwoohoo, this is the shamWOOHOO.

4. Created by nigahiga, not me.

1. Random a-hole: I don't know how towels work.

Me: Then use the shamWOOHOO.

Same a-hole: Don't u mean shamwoohoo?

Me: No, the 4th definition says different, a-hole, now u cant use it.

2. If u cant use ordinary towels, use the uncessessful shamWOOHOO!

3. That's it. Toodles.

shamWOOHOO by xxxpinkasssparkle69xxx July 12, 2009

Shamwoozoled

To start the pure sport of drinking around noon and not ending until last call. To be a complete mess. Excessive drinking.

Chasity and John got shamwoozoled at the bar so Deanna picked them up.

Man that guy was so shamwoozoled his BAL was .5

Shamwoozoled by The Verb April 13, 2009

shampoot 

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

shampoot by G Freezy March 8, 2009

Shampoot 

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.

Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence

Shampoot by nodman December 5, 2017

Shampooted 

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

Shampooted by Momotash May 16, 2020